
My main bitches:
soulm9
mah qurl
having to watch your friends be friends with people you hate
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
HEY
IF ANY OF YOU LIVE IN/AROUND ATLANTA OR MARIETTA, GEORGIA
MY LITTLE BROTHER DIDN’T COME HOME LAST NIGHT
THERE’S A MISSING PERSON’S REPORT ON HIM
HIS NAME IS JOHN BELTRAMI
HE’S ABOUT 5’6”
GINGER
DRIVING A DANK-ASS GREEN 1992 HONDA ACCORD
IF YOU SEE HIM…
Neil deGrasse Tyson knows what’s up.
