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sashleyalways

Sashley. Ramblings of a slightly educated, obnoxious, twenty something.

"everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back"
(via kxthleen)
"The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up."
 Albert Einstein (via feellng)

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

via:aerynnsun
source:prokopetz

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

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youbelongwithmes:

taylor is so right new york is so much better than boys

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself