My main bitches:
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Hungover, bruised,and not pregnant.
These are the years I’ll look back on fondly.